News Flash:
The giant metal chicken that terrorized selected neighborhoods last night, causing nightmares and upset stomachs in countless individuals, was caught and dismantled by members of the Cooks Brigade, a group of mild mannered professional fry cooks/mechanics who tirelessly provide sustenance and transportation to the vast and varied citizenry of this great metropolis.
All the remained was the amputated left foot and a greasy napkin.
Details at 11.
What did you see?
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